If i were as good at anything as I am at procrastinating, I would already have a Nobel Prize or the equivalent award or achievement for whatever discipline or field.
June 2013
8 posts
- 1: A song you like with a color in the title
- 2: A song you like with a number in the title
- 3: A song that reminds you of summertime
- 4: A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about
- 5: A song that needs to be played LOUD
- 6: A song that makes you want to dance
- 7: A song to drive to
- 8: A song about drugs or alcohol
- 9: A song that makes you happy
- 10: A song that makes you sad
- 11: A song that you never get tired of
- 12: A song from your preteen years
- 13: One of your favorite 80’s songs
- 14: A song that you would love played at your wedding
- 15: A song that is a cover by another artist
- 16: One of your favorite classical songs
- 17: A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke
- 18: A song from the year that you were born
- 19: A song that makes you think about life
- 20: A song that has many meanings to you
- 21: A favorite song with a person’s name in the title
- 22: A song that moves you forward
- 23: A song that you think everybody should listen to
- 24: A song by a band you wish were still together
- 25: A song by an artist no longer living
- 26: A song that makes you want to fall in love
- 27: A song that breaks your heart
- 28: A song by an artist with a voice that you love
- 29: A song that you remember from your childhood
- 30: A song that reminds you of yourself
May 2013
6 posts
people used to have to paint their own selfies
that must have taken forever! and look at this guy:



imagine how much time he had on his hands. he did it 3 times.
April 2013
9 posts
aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
on days like today it feels like pure, unadulterated fury flows through my veins instead of blood and I hate everything. i don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

Boston. Fucking horrible.
I remember, when 9/11 went down, my reaction was, “Well, I’ve had it with humanity.”
But I was wrong. I don’t know what’s going to be revealed to be behind all of this mayhem. One human insect or a poisonous mass of broken sociopaths.
But here’s what I DO know. If it’s one person or a HUNDRED people, that number is not even a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a percent of the population on this planet. You watch the videos of the carnage and there are people running TOWARDS the destruction to help out. (Thanks FAKE Gallery founder and owner Paul Kozlowski for pointing this out to me). This is a giant planet and we’re lucky to live on it but there are prices and penalties incurred for the daily miracle of existence. One of them is, every once in awhile, the wiring of a tiny sliver of the species gets snarled and they’re pointed towards darkness.
But the vast majority stands against that darkness and, like white blood cells attacking a virus, they dilute and weaken and eventually wash away the evil doers and, more importantly, the damage they wreak. This is beyond religion or creed or nation. We would not be here if humanity were inherently evil. We’d have eaten ourselves alive long ago.
So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, “The good outnumber you, and we always will.”
” —Patton Oswalt (via modernmethadone)March 2013
7 posts
wow, doctor, you know my senioritis is really flaring up at the end of this spring break. something must be blooming. so, yeah, could I get a prescription for that?
Trent Mays and Ma’lik Richardson are not the “stars” of the Steubenville rape trial. They aren’t the only characters in a drama playing out in eastern Ohio. And yet a CNN viewer learning about the Steubenville rape verdict is presented with dynamic, sympathetic, complicated male figures, and a nonentity of an anonymous victim, the ‘lasting effects’ of whose graphic, public sexual assault are ignored. Small wonder, then, that anyone would find themselves on the side of these men—these poor young men, who were very good at taking tests and playing sports when they were not raping their classmates.” —
Mallory Ortberg of Gawker, critiquing CNN’s disgusting response to the Stuebenville rape trial verdicts.
Her commentary is spot on.
(via cognitivedissonance)
February 2013
26 posts
“The University of Kansas Lawrence and Edwards campuses will be closed, beginning at 7:30 a.m. Thursday, Feb. 21. Classes are canceled.”
For two days in a row!
Round Threeeeeee!
This woman is amazing. Kym Worthy, you keep kicking-ass and fighting the god fight. However, let me take a minute to RAGE about the gravity of this situation.
In the 600 kits they have so far processed from the 11,000 total, they have found twenty-one serial rapists. Twenty-one. TWENTY-FUCKING-ONE. And one of these serial rapists raped and murdered 5 women in the time that these kits sat collecting dust on a fucking shelf before finally being caught.
Rape culture is everywhere, folks. It is embedded in our institutions, even the ones that are supposed to bring about justice. And you can be damn sure that this problem exists other places. Maybe it isn’t quite such a large back-log and obviously it probably hasn’t gotten as much press, but we as a country (an in this word I include politicians, law enforcement officers, other government employees, prosecutors, citizens, comedians, performers, citizens, voters, men, women, everyone) need to start taking rape a little more fucking seriously. Gah! I am so furious right now, I am shaking and can barely type. Fuck.
“So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I’m still trying to figure out how that could be.”
“So, I guess we are who we are for alot of reasons. And maybe we’ll never know most of them. But even if we don’t have the power to choose where we come from, we can still choose where we go from there. We can still do things. And we can try to feel okay about them.”
” —― Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Have you ever read a book, and as the tears were streaming down your face and staining the pages, it just felt like it was written specifically for you? As if regardless of whoever else read it in the entire world, because you personally got to read it,somehow it had fulfilled its divine purpose? I think that if a book can make so many different people feel like that, that’s what makes it so fantastic. Well I finally read this book, and I swear it was like looking in a mirror, like it was written just for me, while somehow simultaneously also being for a lot of other people. Thank you, Stephen Chbosky. Honestly, from the bottom of my heart, I thank you. I can’t explain it, but I really needed this book.
Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr
literally everyone
Please reblog so I can make this happen
REBLOG THIS!
SIGNAL BOOST THIS THING!!!oh my god
Definitely signal boosting this. May the odds be ever in your favor.
This is fantastically interesting. Science is so cool!


